I won’t mention the spammers persons name that sent me an email with the following headline:

"Are you getting the results you want from your internet activities?"

The headline was large and red…and screamed spam. 

So let’s look closely here at what this person did…

1. Farmed my name and email from somewhere on the net.
2. Composed a spammy email meant to spark my interest in his "solutions"

Here is the problem:

The dude has no idea who I am (or who his target market is). For the love of Pete, Mr. Spammy is asking me, a guy who has created over 5,000 opt in leads in the last six months (all free) on the Internet if I need help with my "internet activities".

UGH! If you are going to spam me…at least "Google" my name first so that you don’t look like an idiot. The guy would have better luck selling ice-cubes to Eskimos.

And another thing: Shouldn’t a guy who is pitching "internet solutions", have an Internet presence? The first thing I did (after emailing the guy and asking if he was joking) was "Google",  Mr. Spammy.  I couldn’t find anything listed in the Google top ten under his name.

For the record, if I am looking for "solutions" for my "internet activities", I call Mike Dillard or Tim Erway.  I might email Perry Marshall or Ken Evoy or I might seek out Eben Pagan, Tom Bell, Seth Godin or Yanik Silver for some coaching.  Mr. Spammy need not apply to help me with my "activities".