By Dan Mitchell, MLM Blog Correspondent

I've never kissed a Mary Kay Kiss and Tell Kiss Card but I've got to assume I'm "smart and witty." Right?

From htrnews.com:

Lexa Neumeyer, 6, was in no mood Wednesday afternoon to pucker up and smooch the Mary Kay Kiss and Tell Kiss Card.

"That's weird … why do I have to kiss anything?" asked the youngster.

"You're Living Out Loud," cosmetic sales consultant Jessica Zurcher told Lexa's grandmother, Lisa Neumeyer, of her kiss personality type at the Mary Kay booth in the Merchants Building at the Manitowoc County Fair.

The Kiel resident agreed with the assessment — "outgoing, vibrant, a zest for life, smart and witty."

Other kiss types include Divine Diva, Hippie Chic and Glow Girl, said Zurcher, who doesn't have a pink Cadillac, but has had sales qualifying for free use of a Pontiac G6.