What are the chances of me running into a bunch of Quixtar IBO’s while I am in Dallas, working on my Univera LifeSciences business?

God certainly has a sense of humor.

As promised:

I was walking across the street from my hotel to kill some time and buy a Diet Coke when I saw a stream of guys in white shirts heading into a deli. I changed my mind about three times before entering the deli and standing in line behind a dozen white shirted men.

I had a very nice conversation with a small group of them, bit my tongue a few times, bought my Diet Coke and then went out the door.

Outside of the deli I found two guys smoking, (yes you guessed it) both in white shirts and red ties. I said, "How are you guys doing?" they responded with "Great, man, we are gonna be rich!". I would swear that they said it in unison. The next 5 seconds seemed to last 5 hours as I flipped the scenario back and forth in my mind deciding whether or not to extend this conversation.

Let’s face it, these poor smoking white shirts had no idea what they just ran into.

So I said: How is it going for you? Are you making money?

Both White Shirts: Yeah, man.

Me: Ummm, really?

White Shirt 1 looks puzzled at White Shirt 2 and then 2 responds: Yeah, this is growing like crazy.

Me: Growing like crazy? Guys, Quixtar’s volume went down last year.

White Shirt 2: Uh Uh! According to the Better Business Bureau, Forbes and The Fortune 500, Quixtar grew last year.

Me: Uh Guys, the Better Business Bureau does not track companies by sales and the Fortune 500 is a list of publicly held companies, Quixtar is privately owned.

White Shirt 2: I SAW THEM IN FORBES! I know I did. I read it. It was an article. An article about Quixtar.

White Shirt 1: And we just got back from Dream Weekend.

Me: Uh huh. So, how many new Diamonds spoke?

(White Shirt 1 again gives a perplexed look at White Shirt 2)

– to be continued.