MLM Critics were recently overheard debating whether or not "Roses Are Red". Long time critic, Mr. Not-Gonna-Ever-Believe-A-Thing, stated, "Another round of information claiming that roses are red and I don’t believe it."

Mr. Not-Gonna-Ever-Believe-A-Thing was then shown a color wheel clearly showing the roses are indeed red. Another critic Mr. PWWWWWW, pointed out that the color wheel was "outdated and unverifyable", then requested to see the color wheel’s Schedule C.

No news on whether the MLM Critics have accepted that the earth is round yet.