Here is a little satire for your Monday…
American Daily:
Americans received a special blessing this past week when the issue of global warming, its causes, potential harm to Earth, and the options for reversing this curse on humanity were unveiled.
The blessings started when Al Gore was chauffeured from his 20,000 square foot mansion in Tennessee to the U.S. House in Washington, D.C.
Gore showed his unwavering commitment to "Green" by arranging a clever carbon swap: In order to make up for his sinful use of non-green transportation, Gore agreed to forsake his gas powered lawn mower for the summer.
Tipper says she really needs the exercise anyhow, so using a push mower on their six-acre lawn should be a win-win.
No fair using illegal aliens on the sly, Tipper!
I confess to initial skepticism about the Gore decree.
How can a man who spends $30,000 a year to heat and cool his mansion be trusted with the truth on global warming? I also understand that Gore is a major moneyman for one of those carbon swap schemes.
It’s an Amway-type pyramid where liberal guilt, not soap, is the commodity of commercial trade.
