I thought this was funny…

roanoke.com:

I discovered ranch dressing with real buttermilk (it has to have
real buttermilk.) at a recent party my wife had for all her
girlfriends. I call them "Tupperware" parties, but this one was for
jewelry.

There was a veggie platter out, and in the middle this white creamy
dip. I was informed later that this "white dip" was really ranch
dressing. Whatever they put in this stuff has to be some secret formula.

My god, is it wonderful! Forget the salad, forget the veggies, just
let me dip my fingers in the bowl and I will die a happy man.